i’ve never listened to the entire g n’r discography before and i thought that today, the release date of the long-awaited (by some) chinese democracy, would be a fitting time to evaluate their catalogue and take a look back before we see what the future holds. my live-critiquing of their main albums will culminate in my review of the new album. check back often, this is “live!!!”
Appetite for Destruction (1987)

3:36pm – ‘welcome to the jungle’ – well this sounds familiar. it’s a bit strange to hear this song and the other singles in a context outside of the radio or music-television. i’m always reminded of big-hair-axl when i hear this song.
3:45 – ‘aeroplane’ rhymes with ’spacebrain.’ of course!
3:48 – ‘out ta get me’ = early signs of axl paranoia and agoraphobia?
3:52 – ‘mr. brownstone’ well so far this album has been much better than i thought it’d be.
3:54 – ‘paradise city’ – synths! i hadn’t noticed those before for some reason. so far i like how the “grit” and “sleaze” balances out the generous levels of the usual “sex, drugs, etc” of 80s rock. i also like how i’m already halfway through the album and haven’t even started looking at my watch yet. as far as pacing is concerned, this album is relentless. ‘paradise city’ is the longest cut on the album at 6:46, but because it’s sequenced properly and placed as the second track on the album, it really doesn’t diminish any of the propulsion that the rest of the album has in store.
4:08 – oooooh ’sweet child of mine’ – my inner university student goes crazy!
4:14 – i’m a bit surprised by the punk-infused ‘you’re crazy.’ didn’t see that one coming. this song is really stones-y… if the stones were fronted by a helium-filled-iggy pop.
4:18 – ‘anything goes’ ah, here’s some of that swagger i’ve been hearing so much about. in a way, i think i might be setting myself up for disapointment by listening to the g’n'r catalogue before i listen to chinese democracy… maybe i should’ve been listening to it starting with the most recent…
4:23 – ‘rocket queen’ – ah… the infamous sex noises. well that’s certainly one way to end an album… this song is a bit much for me, especially acting as the final statement of the album. it seems to be a bit of a retraction, given the gutless misogyny, aggression and viceral critiquing of soulless, urban life that i just heard a few minutes before.
between this album and metallica’s black album, you’ve got two strong arguments against 80s pop-metal, as well as two albums that anticipate the grunge explosion.
Filed under: Album Review , 1987, 1989, 1991, 1993, appetite for destruction, axl rose, chinese democracy, g n'r lies, guns n roses, idolator, izzy stradlin, the spaghetti incident?, use your illusion I, use your illusion II



